Emilia is epic gAmEr
by DancingSushi November 4, 2019
Get the Emilia mug.Man who prefers a laptop to a lapdance. Will send scads of suggestive photographs to online women, but an actual encounter with Emale tends to be disappointing.
Emales can appear to be very outgoing online but are generally shy, insecure people who avoid crowds and cocktail parties.
Emales can appear to be very outgoing online but are generally shy, insecure people who avoid crowds and cocktail parties.
He was so hot in cyberspace, I wonder what happened?
Don't blame me, I told you he was just another emale.
Don't blame me, I told you he was just another emale.
by Phylipswiller June 3, 2007
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by who is dumb September 21, 2020
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Emil is a little bitch.
by Dan October 28, 2004
Get the Emiled mug.The ejaculation of a male onto an unsuspecting victim, usually an inappropriate female (Iie. a flat-mates girlfriend or mother) when they least expect it.
Usually the male is pre-loaded, and busts into the room singing "Come on Eileen" as he carries out his task.
NB: The 'victim' does not have to be called Eileen
Usually the male is pre-loaded, and busts into the room singing "Come on Eileen" as he carries out his task.
NB: The 'victim' does not have to be called Eileen
Shit, I was sat watching Buzzcocks the other day when Calvin burst in, shouting the works to Dexy's, when Freddie's mum got it in the eye. Gotta love the ol' Come On Eileen tactics.
by Eljay Eljay February 21, 2007
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Emie is an educated single woman. She is very healthy and does not like oil, butter, mayonnaise, or sparkling water in her food. She likes taking pictures. She has a photogenic memory but has suffered from bad photography all her life. Emie usually attracts married men. Emie is usually misunderstood and is despised by many women who show their hatred through cyberbullying, rumors, lies, and unnecessary drama. Emie is comfortable around men. She does not like smokers or men with beards. She is attracted to men with brown-to-grey-colored eyes, black hair, and white skin.
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Emie is an educated single woman. She is very healthy and does not like oil, butter, mayonnaise, or sparkling water in her food. She likes taking pictures. She has a photogenic memory but has suffered from bad photography all her life. Emie usually attracts married men. Emie is usually misunderstood and is despised by many women who show their hatred through cyberbullying, rumors, lies, and unnecessary drama. Emie is comfortable around men. She does not like smokers or men with beards. She is attracted to men with brown-to-grey-colored eyes, black hair, and white skin.
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Emie is Iman Al-Qubtan
by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019
Get the Emie mug.A cross between an indie and an emo kid. A male example of this would be Dallas Green wannabes that pose meaningfully in front of their webcam and bitch about any music that doesn't consist of pretentious lyrics, over exaggerated frustration within the vocals and acoustic guitar.
Person 1 (Emie): Music just isn't the same anymore, bands are just in it for the money instead of the meaning. I like real music.
Person 2 (Not Emie): Yeah, I guess having thousands of fans, money in the bank & a recording contract must be really difficult.
Person 2 (Not Emie): Yeah, I guess having thousands of fans, money in the bank & a recording contract must be really difficult.
by KateF August 11, 2009
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