EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009

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ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).

Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.

by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007

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drummer's ear

Rae Sremmurd backwards. The ear of a drummer, a sign you're living the Sremm Life.

Just got out of the concert, got that drummer's ear from being too close to the speaker.

by Master of Blumpkins January 21, 2015

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The right ear is the “gay” ear; the common saying right is wrong has been used up to the 90s as well as many gay men choosing to pierce their right ear only. The left ear is the straight ear since it’s opposite the “gay” ear.

Person 1: hey I think I’m going to pierce my right ear.
Person 2: bro that’s the gay ear, you know that right?
Person 1: I thought you knew I was gay? Why else would I pierce my right ear only?
Person 2: oh… I did not. Welp.. good for you, see ya around.
Person 1: wait can I get your #?
Person 2: ummm…. try Grindr I’m straight sorry.

by Vincenip lobecelli July 27, 2022

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Elf Ear

This is when you have your hair down ( long hair especially) and the tip of the top of your ear pokes through to the outside world!

A little bit lord of the rings esq!!

It is especially annoying in photographs to see your elf ear poking through!!

Oh.. look at that photo - i can see my elf ear!

Elf ear!!!

by Florizel March 10, 2010

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