donk

The sound of a pistol whip to the back of the face. Could also be followed by kadead.

Kyle: What the heck?!
Dave: I just donked you on the back of your face! Kadead!

by Darin Number 2 April 25, 2007

donk

To suck or be really bad at something(used in poker or life)

Wow u couldnt make that shot? Your such a donk

He went in with 5's hi, he's the biggest donk in the world

by PR0T3GE August 29, 2010

donk

Complete moron. Short version of donkey.

He got arrested with his pants down. What a donk!

by Phylis Diller April 17, 2005

Donk

A popular male haircut. A donk is when the benefactor closely shaves the side of their hair while leaving plenty on top to style however desired.

Judith came home for work one evening and talked in depth about one her patient's new donk haircut.

by Reidse January 26, 2013

donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive

a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!

by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008

donk

An idiot or fool.

Charlie you are such a donk.

Calm down you donk.

by drac0malf0y February 7, 2017

donk

a dick as weird as the stonks meme but halarious

man, he has a real donk

by fhjdfhkdhfkjdahs November 20, 2020