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Deep Sea Dukee

The "Deep Sea Dukee " is where you take a shit and your excrement is still within your anus when it makes solid contact with the water below. This act is the most common way to catch skillage.
I think I contracted skillage when I accidentally dropped a deep sea dukee in the public restroom.
by NiPPauL November 19, 2015
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The dukes of moral hazard

The term 'dukes of moral hazard' describes any leaders of organisations who are ultimately sheltered from their risk-taking by being given support from a lender of last resort when everything goes completely wrong.

It may or may not become a TV show satirising contemporary finance where people get into cars through the window as they did in "The Dukes of Hazzard".
Did you see the Dukes of Moral Hazard last night? They bailed into their cars through the windows again!
by Tulipia Manica June 23, 2011
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Duke Nukem

1.)Another term for ''dolphin diving''. Mostly used in the Zombie section of Treyarch games.

2.) A complete badass. So full of badassery, he kicked a cyclops eye across a football field.

See dolphin dive
1.) Dude! I just Duke Nukem'd under the lander!

2.) Ey! Did you get that new Duke Nukem game? I drew on that white board for hours.
by G.I. Hooker October 11, 2011
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duke of hurl

A cheapass who doesn't have cable.
Hey, Duke of Hurl, the games on tonight.
Oh wait, thats right, you don't have cable, jackass.
by Sir Kickass April 7, 2004
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Big Daddy Duke

{beeg dahddee dook} noun, 1. A very popular male - especially amongst females 2. An alpha male with lots of money 3. A very large penis
We'll get Big Daddy Duke to bring the chicks.

He ain't called Big Daddy Duke for no reason - he makes a hundred grand a year.

Wow, he's got a Big Daddy Duke - I couldn't get it all the way in. I choked, I gagged, I quiffed...Oh my!
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009
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Duke of Edinburgh Award

A demeaning and pointless school award system designed by public boarding schools to give the students (who board)something other to do than bum each other.
Things that are more fun than the award:

1) French kissing a dead cow
2) Being stabbed
3) Eating lightbulbs
4) Crawling through broken glass naked
by Neural April 6, 2005
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Duke Ellington

When you Knight someone with your pennis
"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
by shafty Mick Jonhson April 21, 2006
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