drunk idol

When you know someone who always guarantees a good laugh for their intoxicated behavior

Goose: Dude, Rudy threw up on that guy's couch last night and in my breakfast this morning.
Phil: Okay he just got nominated as my drunk idol!

by bostonma1234 July 27, 2014

responsible drunk

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

thong drunk

When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.

Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!

by G0ochie August 22, 2017

Drunk-thirty

The time of night when bars/clubs close and people try to drive home after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

Good luck trying to get a cab in the city at Drunk-thirty. The lines are always busy.

I always get nervous driving during drunk-thirty, people are swerving all over the place.

by PDE-aka kev2roc November 28, 2012

Movie Drunk

The stumbling, disoriented feeling that overcomes a person attempting to negotiate the crowded exits of a darkened movie theatre.

Larry acted like a Movie Drunk as he clumsily held on to the railings while trying to exit the pitch-black theatre.

by KEKO_JONES September 5, 2011

drunk belly

Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.

Want to go to the gym Kelsey?

No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.

by jamesjoyceismybf September 25, 2010

drunk tight

When you are buzzing. When you are not drunk, but the level of your drunkeness could be described as "tight".

Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.

"I was feeling good the other night, you know, I was drunk tight. Not plastered like I am now."

by mandercessknow February 23, 2009