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Google Dictionary 

I hate using Google Dictionary! It keeps repeating the words I look up inside the definition! WHAT THE FU-

Urban Dictionary is weird 

Well of course it is, what did you expect when you come here when you searched up something and it was somethin' nasty?
Guy 1: Dude Urban Dictionary is weird...

Guy 2: How can you tell?

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary is weird because when I search up something, I see some nasty stuff.

Urban Dictionary Admins 

Sweaty Virgins who spend too long on the internet approving random stuff.
Sweaty virgins are also known as urban dictionary admins

Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines 

No one reads them.
Mum: Did you read the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines?
Son: Hell Naw!

Urban Dictionary 

A definition website that used to be serious but is now a bunch of third graders looking up sex.
I can’t believe Urban Dictionary was meant to be serious

urban dictionary vote fraud

An act of preventing people from voting on new definitions on Urban Dictionary. This act that is going on since December 18, 2020 when some buffoon thought it would be fun to define vote.php .
Person 1: Bro, did you hear about the Urban Dictionary Vote Fraud that is going on?

Person 2: Yah I heard about it. No one is able to cast their votes on new definitions.