Deutsche Bag

Saying Douchebag to a german person

Scout: “Yeah real nice effort Deutsche Bag

by Scorpio101 February 7, 2019

dubsack

An autistic, sweaty neckbeard Twitch streamer who thinks he's funny, but can only reference memes.

I.e Go take a shower, you smell like a dubsack right now

i.e No one is watching you, you must be having a real dubsack of a night

i.e Stop trying so hard, you're being a real dubsack right now

by dubsack69-420 February 10, 2019

Deutsch mark

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids

Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

deus ex muchina

pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.

Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"

by Braxias976 April 28, 2019

Deutsche Schule Toulouse

A German school in the south of France that is not actually in the city that it is named after.
Has the worst Internet connection of the whole universe and also decided to stay in a ruin, instead of building a brand new, fancy school building, but we like it anyway.
Students act like their are better than the French, which of course is true.

So, even with it's flaws, DST is boss.

She : "Hey, what school do you go to?"

Me, proudly : "I'm at the DST, Deutsche Schule Toulouse."

by dstarterpacks September 17, 2019

deus mortiss

An absolutely massive shit

Last time Josh was at my house he dropped a deus mortiss in my toilet and it got clogged.

by TheBlasagna123 December 21, 2019

Debss

An art of giving head

my sugar mummy told me to debss her all night

by Chief Dreay February 2, 2020