Delusionalism

Delusionalism is when you believe something that you have made up in your own head.

For example, making up a connection with a person that has no idea who you are or over exaggerating a small gesture such as a blink or a look in your direction.

Examples:
“Girl he literally looked in my direction!! He’s literally in love with me”

Girl you have delusionalism!

by Geministars09 June 22, 2024

Decision

The decision is made Chris. Obfuscating what constitutes a Decision doesn't undermine the fact that a child will die BECAUSE OF YOU if you continue to do this.

Hym "The decision has been made. The consequences can either be positive for me or negative for some random parents. They are going to wish you had chosen differently. Anyone stupid enough to let you get away with this deserves to have their kid killed and unfortunately for the random victim I am not going to be able to get to the people who actually deserve it. The rest of you cocksuckers who haven't been named yet don't owe them anything and if you leave it up to them. They didn't have to BE them. They chose a side and it will use killing a child to make it the wrong one. You can't intimate me. You CAN'T even kill me at this point because it might end up being worse! You're not doing whatever it is you think you're doing here. You're protecting somone who doesn't deserve your protection and trading their life for a kid. Don't let them kill this kid. You can't stop me but you can stop them. They're purported unwillingness to kill kids is undermined by the fact that they would let a kid die with glee if it meant they get to continue being 'the good one' in the eyes of their sycophants."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

Delusion Card

Accusing someone of being so detached from reality that their factual claims or beliefs constitute a clinical delusion—a fixed, false belief resistant to reason. This is deployed when someone holds a view perceived as so obviously false or fringe that engaging with evidence seems pointless; instead, you attack their very grip on reality. It's an escalation beyond calling someone "wrong," claiming they are living in a fantasy world.

Example: In a flat-Earth debate, a scientist presents satellite imagery and curvature calculations. A flat-Earther might respond, "You're brainwashed by NASA!" To which the scientist, in frustration, might snap, "I'm not arguing anymore, I'm just worried about your crippling case of the delusion card." It's a terminal insult for a debate, declaring the other person fundamentally unreachable.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Decision Merchant

A professional fighter that only wins by decision

Merab and Evloev are decision merchants

by Firenuts March 10, 2026

Delusional

I, Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila, am an under-aged girl of color, enslaved and colonized. My background is almost unimaginably under-priveleged. Despite this, I invented and perfected soul music as a composer, writer and vocalist. I invented and perfected vocal jazz. I invented rap on October 14 2024; when my restaurant got bombed by the emasculated, gay European faggot KKK, who have never worked a day in their worthless, miserable, unimaginably OVER-PRIVELEGED racist lives.

In 3 months, using just my cell phone (I've never held a microphone in my hands), I have written over 51 priceless essays on racism, colonization, segregation and slavery. Simultaneously, I have written over 100 chapters of Les Cascanueces, in 4 different languages. I am continuing to write my auto-biography.

I invented Hispanic Cuisine! Tacos,tostadas, pa dulce, corn soup, hot chocolate, Hispanic coffee.

Despite all my historical achievements, awards and accomplishments?

Certain people have the delusion that I should remain indefinitely in slavery to 2 worthless Caucasian males from backgrounds so crazily over-priveleged they are almost unbelievable. They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal in their lives, have no awards. Yes Mr. Muhammad, your intention to keep me in slavery indefinitely is SUPER acceptable, makes so much sense.

Good thing that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila Grocery Games and financial systems are in da works. 😉😉🤤🤤😍😍😋😋🥇

Any schizo cracker who has never worked a day in his life, has no accomplishments, no friends, no hobbies, no kids, no wife, no reason to even be kept with life who thinks that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila should be indefinitely enslaved is DELUSIONAL AND RETARDED TO AN EXTENT THAT IS MORE DISTURBING; INDICATIVE OF THE OVER-ALL SITUATION OF CAUCASIAN PROVELEGE IN INDIA THAB HUMOUS.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 October 24, 2024

Decute

10 Minutes
Etimology: Deca + Minute

Joe: When will you play a game of chess with me?
Donald: in a decute.

by AmandaDP November 8, 2024

Delusional Office

Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.

"Damn, all these yellow walls and fluorescent lights sure make this look like a Delusional Office."

by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024