Don Vito

The act of having seizure symptoms and uncontrollable slurring of words due to hearing/witnessing something horribly unbelievable.

D. Teg: "Uly, all the Carl's Jrs closed down, they're out of business!"

Uly: (shaking Violently) "OOHHHHwhatsjdhANALWHOREsjdbFUCkkwhwqkjh"

D. Teg: "are you having a Fat Attack or a Don Vito moment?"

by D.Teg December 9, 2009

don't give a shit

Meaning don't care or does not want to give a shit

Guy1: hey I broke the xbox1
Guy2: I really don't give a shit

by -Hidden-lie- December 1, 2013

don't be a stranger

Don't become a stranger. Usually said between friends when parting in anticipation of not seeing one another for a long time - when moving house, for example.

Is also often as a joke after marriage - warning the couple not to lose touch with their friends after becoming so attached - normally between men.

by Richter September 20, 2003

Don Juan

Don Juan- A "Lady Killer" as they say. Meaning a bro who is very good with the ladies.

Person #1: "Dude, check out that Don Juan over there...He's totally killin' it with those chicks."

Person #2: "Oh yeah, thats Jacob."

by asink July 20, 2009

Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

by jolly saint hick January 30, 2009

Don't Be Such a Zubris

When you over exaggerate, someone who likes penis

Guy 1: I LOVE PENIS!

Guy 2: Don't be such a zubris! The world will end if you're a Zubris!

Guy 1: Now who's a Zubris???

Guy 2: I like penis......

by caterpillarcock April 24, 2010

Don't move

It is the one command that people will listen to. It is an amazing technique that you can use whenever you want.

The sentence you say to somebody when you spot something weird or unknown that is on them. Almost always, they will immedietely become still also known as the "Don't Move!" response. The person will almost always think that it is some sort of insect on them. Particularly a spider.

Sometimes people use this to elicit the "Don't Move" response from friends just to piss them off.

Is it a spider? Oh my god I can feel it in my hair!!

by VeaLin November 28, 2010