Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

Desert dog

Very sexually aggressive woman. Aka horny bitch

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog

by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016

desert kiss

The act of kissing someone with your asshole.

"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"

by SaucedOnYourFace March 16, 2017

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

"Omg she had the worst desert hamburger."

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

Desertan

A person who was not raised in a desert climate, but has now become accustomed to extreme heat.

It was 90 degrees today and I was cold. Im a desertan now.

by sarahbee June 17, 2018

desert rage

Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.

Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!

by CactusWolf August 16, 2018

Desert rat

Noun.A girl who grew up in the desert,
Who doesn’t have a formal education.
Comes from a dysfunctional family/life.

Who sleeps around or has, for money and drugs. is a methhead or with one.

Who neither mootchhas a job or wants to get one, because getting by has become The norm. IE. most people from the desert think it is fine, because everyone eventually dumpster dives dumpster diver. And know the times to go.

May be really hot, but always has something messed up about them.

anyone who lives/grew up in the desert, and therefore, by association, is/was a hick.
A really derogatory thing to say to someone.

“Wow,look at her!...careful, she’s a desert rat!”
“That bitch is a desert rat, watch her.!

by Hurtzdontit September 9, 2018