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December 3

National hold hands with your gf/bf day
It’s National hold hands with your gf/bf day

So you get to hold there hand when ever for the 12 hours of December 3
by Jimmyeatswetpancakes🤡 November 28, 2019
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December 21, Y2K12

The ancient Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, Y2K12, Chuck Norris will be utterly pwned. His demise will spell the end of our protection from aliens. The aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. The whole Y2K12 thing is just a "cooler" way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn't figure that out.
Guy:1 What if the Mayans are right about December 21, Y2K12? Chuck Fan: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!! Guy1: But what if? Chuck Fan: LISTEN..If Chuck Norris loses, the universe will implode, there's no way in hell there will even BE any aliens to invade.
by Xero _ Manifest October 24, 2010
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December 5

Frank: dude its december 5th.
Bob: so?
Frank: go slap kevin. He's tall.
by Merry.chrysler December 4, 2019
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December 3rd

No pee day.
You're not allowed to pee today.
I don't make the rules.

I just enforce them.
Person 1: Yo are you going to the bathroom?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: It's December 3rd, remember?

Person 2: Fuck.
by WHY IS NOTHING AVAILABLE WTF November 16, 2020
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December 17th

National no school day! If you ever don't want to go to school december 17th is the right day!
Boy:I don't want to go to school today mom
Mom:its December 17th you don't have to
Boy:yas fortnite all boys les get it
by Raggitysaggity October 17, 2019
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December 10

Kwanaka Day!!! A day that all of your friends act crazy and insane and you celebrate it as a holiday!
( in December 10, it is a day that me and my friends made up to celebrate our weirdness/craziness! )
by Delaneyrj November 5, 2019
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December 9th

December 9th is eat a breadstick today! Time to get some olive garden breadsticks!
“I ate a breadstick on December 9th because it’s eat a breadstick day!”
by impacer October 19, 2019
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