Cooter tooter

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs

When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.

by Gben42 October 2, 2017

Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005

Cooter-dodger

Someone who actively avoids vaginas or intimate interactions with women.

"Jake Roberts is such a cooter-dodger"

by Steven segall December 11, 2009

Scooter cooter

Lesbian that rubs (scoots ) cooter (vagina) against partners cooter.

Hey man did ya see that scooter cooter at the store.

Yeah, we know which way her door swings !

by Wisdom7 May 24, 2017

cooter brush

an electric tooth brush used for erotic pleasure.

"my cooter brush is stuck"

by tori and cortney January 17, 2009

Cootermuffin

A vagina that has been beaten so severely from sexual activity it has swollen up resembling a muffin

1. Do you see her cooch?

Yeah I gave her a Cootermuffin last night. :)

by Jacc-C-nimble January 22, 2010

cooter train

When two or more women partake in locomotive role play; one or more as the "station" and the other as the "conductor." The conductor, in proper cap and attire, sits upon a remote control train headed towards the "station," with a partially insterted, two headed dildo as the train's cattle guard. Accordingly, the women acting as the "station," or "stations" lie spread eagle at the end of the tracks. All the while the conductor must shout warnings that the "cooter train" is coming into "coochie station!"

Hey girls, I got that new promotion. How 'bout we celebrate with a few rounds of cooter train tonight! I get the conductor's cap this time!!!

by ebony sheboy August 19, 2010