Older cusion

Very helpful,knows what you are going through gives the most wonderful advice ever. Is your aunt's and uncle's kid

My older cusion helped me solve my family problems.my older cusion save my life.

by By str February 5, 2019

The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.

Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?

by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020

YAW CÚSHON

To have a certain sense of direction, able to see with the mind surpassing understanding; highly capable of overstanding which is the highest form of intelligence.

I know what I'm doing I have a strong feeling it's going to get better if we do things this way trust me I'm YAW CÚSHON.

by Yaw CúShon April 21, 2020

Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

Pelatis (Customer)

The one who goes to a 5v5 game and ends up with 2.3k damage and 0 vision score

-Hey did you win that game?
-NO our ashe bot was a Pelatis (Customer)

by HliasTrogloduths November 20, 2020