Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".
Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
by Hevea brasiliensis January 14, 2011
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The Curse of Narl

The Curse of Narl is a curse that applies to "narleniun" A.K.A "spongeleniun". It happens in the "Hunger Games" in the discord server "AI_Sponge Rebooted". The Curse causes Narleniun/Spongeleniun to go into mid-game/late-game hunger games, but then die usually due to starvation or dehydration.
Narl: fuck yeah dude im beating their asses in this hunger games
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.
by narleniun October 30, 2023
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Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

The Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as the Shin-ye-ha-me-ha, is one of the many moves of Christian Weston Chandler, better known online as Chris-Chan. It is frequently used against many of Chris's adversaries, such as trolls, jerkops, and Mary Lee Walsh. It is done in the exact same way as the Kamehameha from Dragon Ball and its later sequels. The way Chris learned this move is unclear, although it was likely from an episode of Excel Saga, in which a "Nabehameha" is used, which is named after the series director.
"When cursing, I fell enraged or angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack." - Christian Weston Chandler, describing how the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha is performed.
by The Mudpie June 12, 2022
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the Curse of the Bit

It's the curse one gets when being in the same server as 8-bit. It is when one is near leveling up in the game 'Overwatch' but can't because he/she is missing the required Experience Point amount which is 20.000 with 1000 points or less. The Curse happens at random.
A: OMG I NEED ONLY 200 POINTS TO LEVEL UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...
by dayvidcafe October 10, 2018
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coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.
David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.
by nightlover May 25, 2012
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The curse of 19

When everything goes to shit at the ripe age of 19.
is she depressed no she just has the curse of 19
by sexyninenine December 07, 2023
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Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
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