porn crumble

To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating

Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble

by Andy the porn crumbler November 16, 2013

brushing crumbs

Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing

Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.

by topgunthinktank July 23, 2016

Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016

stripper crumbs

The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.

The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed

by strippercrumbsexpert August 14, 2016

Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off

Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream

by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016

bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017

Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.

I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017