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Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.
Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again
Crotch Rocket by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017
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Crotch melting 

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch
I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.
Crotch melting by opalfroot September 17, 2017

crotch trap 

When you get your dick stuck in tge zipper
Man tyler got crotch trapped
crotch trap by Crotch October 17, 2017

Crotch corn 

When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.
"Sally is a messy eater, but at least she eats all her crotch corn. "
Crotch corn by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018

Crotch Snapper 

When you have sexual intercourse with another so hard your crotch splits in half.
Man, my boyfriend is such a crotch snapper.
Crotch Snapper by itsmehoe May 28, 2018

Crotch Candy 

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch
Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...
Crotch Candy by Bespen May 28, 2018

Crotch sneeze 

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.
Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze
Crotch sneeze by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018