Nig Cred

Being able to get your hair cut in a black barber shop though you are not black.

Without it you may spend upwards of 5 hours waiting for the lazy fricken barber who doesn't look like he wants to make 12 dollars cutting your hair, while he smokes a black outside.

My cousin has nig cred they always cut his hair fast and right at the barber shop.

by bobjoneswewew February 9, 2010

G Cred

An elevated level of Street Cred earned by only the top 1 or 2 of the top Fuzz in the Town.

Your crew straight wrecking' shop! Hip hop horray! Y'all pulled out that cell phone heist like beasts! Real G Cred, Money.

by Terry Bad Ice February 15, 2018

Oppression cred stacking

Similar to victim cred stacking, but more general and woke. See: victim cred stacking.

Holly is otherwise dumpy, ordinary, and unappealing, so she adds autism and non-binary to her profile bios to garner some oppression cred stacking so that she can play the victim in online conversations.

by Ixman March 5, 2023

third world credit card

A pistol

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?

by Rizu 'D Gangxter' March 3, 2014

+10 social credit

what you get for farming rice for 10 hours in china

dude i just got my annual +10 social credit!!!!!!!!1!11!!11!!11!1!!1111!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy rn!

by thiscatisd September 12, 2022

hot enough to fuck on credit

infuriated to the point that you would fornicate with the form of payment being on credit.

Zoe ditched Bobby for Aaron and he was hot enough to fuck on credit.

by Bobbyp45 October 23, 2017

Cenditis

an extremely large and asymmetrically round pregnant woman needing more than just momentum to get out of bed.

"Babe, can you give me a hand? This cenditis, is making it really hard for be to get up!"

"Cenditis sucks. I literally need to be pushed to get out of bed."

by Cendy March 3, 2008