Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.

I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.

by LucasTheMucas July 19, 2017

cruncheled

When all your friends make fun of you for being drunk and miss pronouncing words.

Dude, you were so cruncheled last night.

by Chadifer Boristien September 28, 2017

Crunchy Dick

A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.

"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"

by crunchy d June 7, 2018

Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

Crounch

Naming somebody as the biggest jerk in the room.

"What a fucking crounch."

by schmooferino July 25, 2018

CrunchTime

When you are low on time before your uber arrives and you still need to drink more and smoke more to be fucked up.

Hurry the hell up Andy, our driver is 5 min away so you better believe its CrunchTime baby!

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 February 2, 2019

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019