cocanapple

a genetically spliced cononut and apple

Mmmm, mmmm. This sure is some good cocanapple.

by Michael Alan Dronne March 17, 2003

cocane

A health snack every body likes it's the coolest

My friends mom gave him cocane and he smoked it all day

by Dig bick I have a pet woosy September 26, 2017

conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009

Company Policy

Policy bends, rules don't. Company Policy is more of a general guideline that is plastic and supple enough to bend to the will of whoever wields the power of Company Policy. Company Policy is also plastic and supple enough to bend against that thing that the wielder of this power does not like and congers negative reinforcement in the absence of any "rule". "Corporate Policy" is everywhere replaceable with "because I said so" in language.

True story: as the CEO of my own small business, I have established the Rule that my firm will be as fiscally conservative as possible; however, Company Policy allows business meetings, especially those hosted by the CEO, to be as lavish as necessary to satisfy the needs of the situation -to the extent that the meeting must be justifiable as "fiscally conservative" for all intents and purposes. Policy bends, rules don't.

by Remedial.Mind April 14, 2010

Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

by thewalter December 17, 2010

Company man

A youtuber with 1.14M subs in 2020 who talks about companies he a lenged.

A: do you know about hasbro

B:no
A:*shows company man vid*

by anonymous March 17, 2021

chrono coman

The Leet Swede, Runescape player, active in www.runenews.net, www.runeweb.net and www.runesigs.com

Chrono is the Greek God Of Time

Ph34r this god of time.

by #runenews ownz you December 31, 2004