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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

fortnite control 

A way to Make your Kids retarded, Also a form of torture to normal human beings.
Guy 1: Dude i think your kid has Fortnite Control
Guy 2: He does play fortnite
Guy 1: ok lol
fortnite control by SacknanaYT July 25, 2021

Peace Control 

When You Allow The Peace Within to Completely Take Control of Your Responses to What's Happening Around You.
I Will be on Total Peace Control at Home Binge Watching Romantic Movies and Eating Vanilla Ice Cream.
Peace Control by EmpressDrea.Kad September 8, 2021

No control

Screw 1D. This is a quintessential Bad Religion album, and you should listen to it. All killer, no filler. Some of their biggest hits today are on this record. Like 'You'.
Person 1: "What are your favorite Bad Religion albums?"
Person 2: "Suffer, No Control, Against The Grain"
No control by anonymous September 14, 2021

Girth Control Pill 

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.
I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
Girth Control Pill by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

pedo control 

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.
Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.
pedo control by Mrci December 12, 2021