Columbia Falls

A place to get sexually transmited diseases everywhere you go. Also known as Clamidya Falls.

Dude I just got back from columbia falls

How many std's you got man.

by breakthebank July 11, 2012

clumpkin

clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

Christopher columbus

Christopher Columbus is CREDITIED with discovering "the new world", but in fact, he didn't.

Hey kids! Who found America!
2nd graders: Christopher Columbus!
No! The Vikings!
2nd graders: o.o

by vicvic30 December 24, 2008

Calum

A dirty-mouthed male who uses a girl for at least a year, be warned.

Dude, he used you, he's a total Calum.

by omgitzmenaawww October 23, 2011

Columbas

When "exploring" what you think is virgin teritory when it is actually "owned" by someone else. Baisically doing a sexual act with someone you think is a virgin only to find out that she/he isn't!!

"Dude that girl last night, well i was Columbased!"
"hot damn!"

by HOTMOMMY!! October 5, 2005

Columbian Retirement Package

A kilo of cocaine.

Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

clumping

1. To have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume.
2. A group of men, dressed up as clowns, arriving in a small car and running a train on one woman.

1. After a night of drinking, he would often end up clumping Ms. Sherman while eating a fried fish.
2. Yo, let's go clump that bitch.

by American, African December 17, 2007