jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

by mglange March 4, 2016

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Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!

My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face

by Deadfox January 10, 2017

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Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018

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Kurt Cobain

A troubled man with a heart of gold

"Holding my baby is the best drug in the world" - Kurt Cobain

by Somethinguy December 1, 2018

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Doing the "Kurt Cobain" is not only a synonym for commiting suicide, its also e term for a special sexual practice.
The "Kurt Cobain" is described as the following:
The male will attempt to violently thrust the throat of his sexual partner with his enlarged genitals, resulting in a climax, in which the male shoots his sperm load into the mouth of his sexual partner so hard, that the load comes out of her/his nose. The action and aftermath would then be described as the "Kurt Cobain"

"My girlfriend is still angry because i did the "Kurt Cobain". She still cant breathe through her nose."
"Dude i totally KURT COBAINED her, imagine the cum was white"

by DaTempal May 3, 2019

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