new castle

a shit place to live.

“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”

by ilovenapping July 4, 2022

Bouncy Castle

Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.

Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.

Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.

by Lillian Grundy August 6, 2022

weoley castle

it is a lovely area, most come on holiday here as it is a kind, knife free, scum free area, i love living in weoley castle the people here are so polite and kind and the children are so welly educated.

i went to weoley castle and i loved it
i shall visit again soon

by yourmomsajbaghoe July 6, 2023

brick castle knight

A term used for Correctional Officers, Deputy Jailers, Detention Deputies, and Law Enforcement Officers working in jails, Prisons, etc..

Those guys aren’t road dudes they’re brick castle knights.

by Dep. Bookem July 26, 2023

Mr Cister

A Cis born male who feels threatened by being called "Cis"

Mr Cister says he is a real man. Cis is a slur and other science denialism ensues...

by Bubble Popper. August 12, 2023

White Castle

An edible form of laxative that resembles small burgers

White Castle cleaned me out

by SUMFURRYTHING September 16, 2023

jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!

That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.

by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023