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Castleton  

Smallest stupid town in the world. It's primary export is buffalo meat and the main hang out is Jiffy Mart. The school district is the only school in the world that gives people detention for showing up late to school. It also has an abundance of wiggers.
"I had to ride my bike over to Jiffy Mart, and I passed the Buffalo Farm, it was the longest half mile ride of my life, I hate Castleton "

"Johnny got detention for calling the science teacher a wigger,"
Castleton by Tokein White April 21, 2009
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Castleton 

Rochdale is a shithole with some shit little towns such as castleton/cassy where a bunch of kids run it more than the police do and kids as young as 13 get caught with blades the size of them
Did you hear about them castleton kids?
Nah why
They tried knocking a shopkeeper out coz he wouldn’t let them 50p off a chocolate bar
Castleton by Amaansameen54 January 6, 2021

Castleton 

Castleton is some shitty little town in rochdale where the kids run it more than police ,carry blades bigger than themselves and bully shopkeepers
You heard about them kids from castleton

There little shits they are
Castleton by Amaansameen54 January 13, 2021

Castleton 

Castleton is a shithole where the kids run it more than police. Always a bunch of pissed up teenagers on fields or even the streets. CHILDREN carry knives bigger than themselves and bully streamline taxis
You hear about those kids in castleton?
No why?
They’ve just been having a police chase down the main road
Castleton by AllanSmith567 January 21, 2021

castleton crip

Any kid from main street in castleton, that thinks that they are "straight up hood", even though no one else thinks that they are
Person 1:"Man that kid is such a wigger"
Person 2:"Nah, he is just a castleton crip"
castleton crip by cusefan8888 April 27, 2009

Castleton State College

A small college in Southern Vermont with a moderately nice campus, but nothing to actually make it stand out. 90% of the student population are drunks, and 99% of the student population are self obsessed, preppie wiggers.

The teachers are nice, however, and seem to actually and genuinely give a shit about the students. (This is not recognized by the wigger population, because they are generally too drunk to care, and always too self obsessed to consider anyone who doesn't bow down and lick the shit out of their ass a good person.)
Man: Castleton State College? Fuck that shit.
Man 2: Fuck YOU wigger ass preppie fucker.

castlemore 

brampton high end area mainly with mansions everywhere and where yutes act like og
rexdale resident yo mate in my hood i heard yesterday gun fire castlemore resident oh seriously eh

i heard yesterday punjabi songs bangin in car and pull over later by mame yo fucked up the scene
castlemore by proper jatt October 15, 2018
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