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christian

one who has to believe in another man because they dont believe in themselves, a follower, a leader can think for themselves in making right judgement calls, they spread love through violence and kill those who oppose their ideas (just ask the native americans)
I am a christian so when I kill I am forgiven or have a problem I cant figure it out on my own so I will pray and receive an answer.
by Thee POD February 18, 2010
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christian

One who believes that the god intelligent and impressive enough to have created the beauty and mystery of life, love, and the physical laws behind our existence is the same being that is going to send most of the people that ever existed to an eternity of torturous punishment because they had the wrong ideas regarding the unknowable and unseeable make sense to them.
by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2007
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christian aitken

The single sexiest thing on this planet.
by Spongebob986 April 26, 2019
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Trinity Christian School

Trinity Christian School has a ridiculous dress code. Socks could only be blue, white, black, grey, or HUNTER green. only could wear trinity sweatshirts. People got drunk in the bathroom, smoking, and sex in the parking lot, as well as they, forced under your own will to stay at school events. Love the rich, hate the poor. PreppyAF Trinity is better than Seton.
Trinity Christian School is an absolute hellhole, where they force you to stay at events and make you dress like you are from the 1800's.
by Good ol' Christian Boy November 19, 2018
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Christian Death Metal

A funny oxymoron that Christian kids use to go against "The Man" and still be a "good" Christian kid. Ironicly the blasphemy, sexuality and violence of many death metal bands and songs are overlooked in this "genre".
"I went to Hot Topic and got this fuckin' sweet new shirt!"
"Cool, I got this sweet ass new spiked dog collar and this shirt that says, 'Lust is Pimp'!"
"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"
by CypressLB May 13, 2005
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christian voice

Terrorist organisation based on fundementalist christianity.

Use threats of violence and mass boycotts to achieve their aims which include forcing the population of the UK to 'repent', and the installation of law according to the Bible, for example: convictions to be based on the evidence of two or three witnesses, regardless of forensic evidence.

The organisation is homophobic, transphobic, islamaphobic and strongly opposed to abortion, sex education and any kind of contraception.

christian voice was most recently in the public eye when it threatened a cancer charity, Maggie's Centres, forcing it to turn down a £10,000 donation that was raised from a performance of "Jerry Springer - The Opera", which the organisation claimed to have offended christians.

It has pledged to defend those accused of homophobic bullying (The bullies, not the victims), and has links with UK Life League, an organisation with similar prejudices and tactics.

The group also praised Hurricane Katrina, for how it 'purified' the city of New Orleans.

While they attempt to maximise the trauma to their victims, the group is a relatively low threat. It has little political influence and will use pickets, boycotts and hate mail, rather than outright violence on most occasions. Its membership details remain vague.
"That group 'christian voice', work with James Dowson, who was convicted of possesion of a weapon and breach of the peace."
by Seb.F. June 7, 2007
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Christian Hours

Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.
Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.
by happee01 May 24, 2010
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