a confused group that proclaims to love jesus and follow biblical teachings, but doesn't. most have not read the bible.
clean shaven, tattooed christian: queers are going to hell!!
atheist: hey dude, so are you! go stone an adulterer.
atheist: hey dude, so are you! go stone an adulterer.
by carl danger April 17, 2015
Get the christianmug. Christians are normally very very attractive. they play lots of basketball and are very good looking. someone could break your mirror but a Christian would fix it . he is sometimes smart but what does that matter anyways, he's a hottie with a nice body. Christians appear in relationships often, but his bitch is probobly ugly anyways. if you ever meet a Christian, he's a keeper .
by four1dag March 14, 2015
Get the christianmug. 1) beckyy:why dnt u read the bible if ur bored
robb: why dnt u go read hitler's mein kampf tat full of ridictulous lies 2
becky: i thought you were Christian and believed in Christianity
robb: y would i believe lies?
becky:..........
robb exactly.....
robb: why dnt u go read hitler's mein kampf tat full of ridictulous lies 2
becky: i thought you were Christian and believed in Christianity
robb: y would i believe lies?
becky:..........
robb exactly.....
by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009
Get the Christianitymug. A cult formed by men nearly 2000 years ago. The original group comprised of mainly homosexuals. 12 men sitting around holding hands, and hiding from women. Mordern day advocates include Rev. Ted Haggard, who enjoyed not only preaching christianity, but the meeting with a male prostitute and snorting meth and truly practicing it. Some followers have gotten confused and forgot of the medievil religious male orgies and choose to believe that homosexuality is evil. These people don't realize women are the true evil, and if not for them we could still be in paradise.
I rested my head in the small of his back, "god bless christianity!" I huffed and wiping the sweat from his back off my lips.
by York Underwood November 18, 2006
Get the christianitymug. Christianity is a religion that i messed up most Christians believe that their religion is The only right and correct religion.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.
Man Christianity is screwed up
by Coffeebean2018 June 14, 2018
Get the Christianitymug. A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.
by swag kidd October 11, 2011
Get the The Christianmug. The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...
Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.
by Andrew Shadrix January 21, 2008
Get the Christianitymug.