Chocker

(noun) One who abandons their principles because of extreme desperation and jealousy. Often accompanied by poor public performances due to being forced outside of their comfort zones.

I wish that chocker would stop ruining all of my shows with political ads.

by Burner 1233456 March 3, 2020

dick choked

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.

My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.

by I can't breathe March 30, 2015

choke

What the Boston Red Sox had done in the playoffs from 1918 until 2004.

The Sox might have won in 2004 but before that all they could do was choke.

World Series Score Sheet
Boston: 6
New York Yankees: 26

by bballfreak November 8, 2007

fat choke

a fat dick the bitches chokes on

hey gurlz, remember that man i sucked last night, his dick made me fat choke!

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

chookster

The term given to the most gorgeous or beautiful of all chooks. The queen of chooks.(originally given as a name to a chook called 'Lisa')

She was the chookster of the pen, the one the males most loved and desired.

by Shaun Summers January 2, 2008

Choke your waffle

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

by Zette October 24, 2010

Choke The Turkey

Beating the meat on good ol' Thanksgiving.

Man, it's Thanksgiving and I couldn't be more thankful for being able to Choke the Turkey.

by TheHooligan November 27, 2010