Choda

(noun)

A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.

“Oi, careful — don’t make eye contact with that Choda. Last time I did, he tried to sell me a used carburettor and showed me his elbow scar.”

by HorseCoq August 11, 2025

chedia

chubby media or chubby image or chubby picture or chubby facial

nice image, is that your chedia?

by 30gotnext October 22, 2025

Chod

A person the is not as wide as a chode but they r still short and wide. Normally used for someone who is a meat head. Like they are a mini peca.

(Guy 1) damn look at that dude he’s a fucking chod .
(Guy 2) yeah… damn that guy is big but he’s a chod.

(Guy 1) I bet he benches 315

(Guy 2) that nigga is 5’2 though

by Hatefulwhiteman December 11, 2025

Chidiot

Chopped Idiot

Marcus is a chidiot lowkey

by Kvenleiki December 26, 2025

Chidiot Spud

Chopped Idiot Sped Chud

I am such a chidiot spud

by Kvenleiki December 26, 2025

alabama chod smasher

People from Alabama smashing the chods of family usually in a sexual way

Look at all the alabama chod smashers all naked n public

by Justin Dutch420 December 20, 2016

self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage

"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.

by montypythonllama August 7, 2017