by ANON-T January 22, 2012
Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.
by S to the G July 13, 2006
1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"
by Stephcat, has wise. February 01, 2009
A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.
by CaseDecade March 27, 2009
by urbandict999 June 10, 2019
The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
by mudkip124 February 11, 2014