California Redwick

There are two definitions for california redwick:
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.

1) Every day I pull more and more California Redwicks from my garden, but they just seem to keep growing back!
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.

California Redwick by The Awsomeness May 11, 2006

California campfire 

A bubbling hot tub, in which (Southern) Californians gather around (but not in!) in the brutal 65 degree winters to keep warm. Also, "stoking" the California campire is to turn the jets back on.

We sat around the California campfire, drinking beers and chiefin' til the wee hours of the morn.

California campfire by The Rilz February 5, 2010

California Asshole

A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.

"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."

California Asshole by ha11ster May 28, 2018

california-rich 

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.

Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.

california-rich by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007

California Forest Fire 

When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.

I gave Bo's mom a california forest fire.

California Forest Fire by justin December 9, 2003

California Knockout 

\"The so-called \"California Knockout,\" a person holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out (unconscious).\"

It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.

Info from article \"Our Civilization in Decline\".

California Knockout by dr April 26, 2005

California Maritime Academy (CMA) 

Located south of the Carquinez bridge in Vallejo, many of the local people of V-town come here to steal from and mug the rich white kids.

California Maritime Academy (CMA) is just like any other house of a middle class citizen in Vallejo because it gets robbed all the time by the jobless citizens of Vallejo.

California Maritime Academy (CMA) by G-Flan January 24, 2007