Wojtek

1. A precise casting of lightning bolts, generally in quick succession

“ I didn’t know if we were going to be able to take that dragon down, but he just kept wojteking it... I was really impressed.

by DR April 12, 2005

Poochi

a fat kid with bitch tits

wow look at the man boobies on that one, he is a poochi

by dr March 06, 2003

Banana phone

The catchiest song... EVER. By Raffi.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!

by dr March 11, 2005

Hallman

A very non-competitive performance in which one is competely dominated at a game that their opponent had no business even competing in, and the shame that follows thereafter.

"omg I beat her 106-91!!! This is the first time I've ever won at this game!!"
"whoa, she totally hallmanned it up in that game…"
"yeah, shes gonna be walking around with her head down for weeks after that effort - way to hallman it up linds!"

by DR August 03, 2006

Molotov everything

The solution for any problem. Originated on the totse.com Bad Ideas forum.

Totse Poster 1: ..Blah blah... So, what should I do now?
Totse Poster 2: MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!!!

by DR February 11, 2005

Dark_Reaper

The almighty ruler of the Crusty Furby empire

Dark_Reaper 0wnz

by DR February 22, 2004

Snoopy

Probably one of totse.com's most badass moderators.

'Snoopy locked my thread because I was a moron.'

by dr March 01, 2005