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cream cheese and jam sandwiches

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume
Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
by Camp_milkman July 1, 2006
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cream cheese romance

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.
Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!
by Italian stallion July 1, 2006
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cream saver

I've got a couple cream savers knocking on my front door trying to convert me.
by Dunc-dizzle & E-dub July 1, 2006
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cream puff

a person who stays inside all day when there is a snowstorm outside because their hypocritical house staff says it's too dangerous to go out in the community yet the staff has to come to work in the slop, even though they have other family members that may not work in the education field that have to go to work in it
My roommates are cream puffs. They think that they have to stay at home all day because of a stupid snowstorm. I tell them to be rebels, but they think it's too dangerous to go out there. I have gone out in snowstorms before I moved into my current house, and I returned home alive.
by chad'srockergrrrll April 19, 2011
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cream of tartar

Dude, i just bought some cream of tartar, lets go use it!!!! *best used around parents or other people you dont want to know about you buying/smoking marijuana*
by Shady J and L money January 7, 2006
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cream cake

An insult used largely in China. In chinese it's said "Na You Dan Gao", meaning Cream Cake.
Wang Lee-Hom is a fucking Cream Cake!
by Abdivader September 9, 2007
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cream the rabbit

A six year old, anthropomorphic rabbit from the sonic the hedghog series that uses her best friend, cheese as a weapon of most games. She is the daughter of vanilla the rabbit also seen with her in some games.
Cream appears in sonic advance for the GBA, she is seen as a cameo in sonic adventure DX, sonic heroes, sonic rush, sonic battle, sonic advance 3, and the TV show, Sonic X. she is the only sonic character to have her weight revealed, at 26 lbs.
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