Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch

1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"

by Justin October 13, 2004

coughomatic

adj A word used to gauge the thickness or quality of a hand-rolled marijuana cigar (blunt). Usually pertaining to the amount of weed used in the blunt.

*cgh* *cgh* D@MN DUDE THIS BLUNT IS COUGHOMATIC!

by D@VEnDLMNT September 3, 2009

couch hangover

when one gets up from lying down on the couch, and gets a short term dizziness; headache and disorientation.

After the final last night, i had a crazy couch hangover

by cadenfeldman January 27, 2008

Couch stain

The marks left on your face after falling asleep on the couch.

Did you just wake up?
Yeah, why?
I can tell by the couch stains on your face.

by Dizzy15116 June 1, 2014

Couch jumping

Jumping from friend to friend hapily sleeping on their couches. An individual who relys on friends to stay and sleep at. They usually have a home and family to go to but they want to get away. These people are usually very good at begging their friends to do things for them.

"keith is very good at couch jumping, he hasnt been at his house for weeks now."

by ryandoe11 February 22, 2015

Cloughn

This is an adjective to describe a person with the name "Tyson Perry"

Is an all around retard who thinks a company is superior for no reason whatsoever

Tyson is a cloughn

by Youre Mom xd June 9, 2019

Cloughn

It is slang for the word clown.

Go back to the circus you cloughn.

by moon? June 20, 2019