Cougar
A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.
Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.
Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.
Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.
Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.
Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.
Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
by Dr.Sadbuttrue October 12, 2012
Get the cougar mug.Typically approaching the age of 25, will frequent at nightclubs where her toy boy target will also be present. Prime tactic is to lure the target into sharing a drink before binning it on to the target, making them consume the drink very quickly, making them feel dizzy and vulnerable. At this point the cougar pounces.
by Christophjones January 14, 2014
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it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities
Hey ball bag you would'nt guess what happened the other day. I had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. The hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. Fuck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.
by midget101 September 29, 2010
Get the cougar mud sprinkler mug.an older woman of undesiring age flirting, interacting, or engaging in sex with a young desired male.
by thegreenlanternswife20000000 September 24, 2011
Get the Cougar mug.The female version of a cock block. A female that denies or prevents in any way, another female from obtaining sexual activity.
Bdm: did you see how Mary just came up and kept Pamela from kissing me?
Cpv: Yea... that bitch is a total Cougar Booter.
Bdm: damn cougar booters...
Cpv: Yea... that bitch is a total Cougar Booter.
Bdm: damn cougar booters...
by 425Livin May 31, 2010
Get the Cougar Booter mug.Not yet old enough for a Cougarette, the Cougarette Cub is between 25-29, finding herself with a man 18-20, perhaps without knowing.
Girl: What??? Say that again.
Guy: Err ... I'm, uh really 20 actually.
Girl: *Gasp* ... that means I'm a Cougarette Cub now, fuck you!
Guy: Err ... I'm, uh really 20 actually.
Girl: *Gasp* ... that means I'm a Cougarette Cub now, fuck you!
by pahapoiss October 18, 2010
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