clacker

The small object inside a spraypaint can that mixes the contents when shook.

The can went "Clackety, clack, clack, clack" as it rolled across the floor.

by phat104u January 7, 2005

cack on the cob

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

by Mike Goodwin May 30, 2006

clackin' it

The sound of friction between two or more bodies while performing sexual thrusts during sexual intercourse. Can be performed in any situation either hetersexual, homosexual, or mastubatory if the sound to the palm of the hand slaps the skin while masturbating.

He was pumping her doggie, clackin' it hard, while she came all over the bedsheets. CLACK! CLACK! CLACK!

by REASONOR August 4, 2006

cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

Clacking

This original version is when you take your hard cock and smack someone's face, alternating between their left and right cheeks, as your love rod makes a slapping sound. There are a couple variants of clacking such as straddling a woman's chest while smacking her with your man meat or just grabbing her hair, cock in her face, and rotating your hips as quickly as possible to maximize the clacking sound.

Robyn: Hey Stacey, what happened to your face? Did Leon hit you again?
Stacey: No girl, he was just Clacking me real good.

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

Cackwatch

Skinny for clockwatch... usually consulted when a hot female walks by. Sometimes people like to show off their cackwatches in public.

1. Mmm... damn bro what time you got on the cackwatch?
Hmm it's 5 'o Cock (She's a five).

2. Say girl, check out ma cackwatching watch cack watcher...

by Booloo April 30, 2005

cack

Australian slang(?)
1. To laugh in a shrill manner
2. A humorous situation that would induce such a laugh

Short for "cackle":
1. To make the shrill cry characteristic of a hen after laying an egg.
2. To laugh or talk in a shrill manner.

"We were, like, at Maccas, and Sheila was drinking a milkshake, and like, she laughed and it came out her nose. What a cack!"

by frood March 10, 2005