Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.

"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."

by ixnay August 30, 2005

cacked

The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

by AlexFB September 5, 2008

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

Caccamo

Occurs when a girl accidentally shits on a guys face while fornicating.

I feel so dirty after Grace caccamoed me last night.

by GirlsMeWant December 15, 2009

cackalackin

to ride around in a tricked out cadilac

Man: Did u see Jamal in his Escalade?
Friend: Yea he was cackalackin

by Bobert Mcbobert July 8, 2005

Cactus Dick

The result of pubic hair growing on the shaft of a penis that hasn't been shaved for 24 hours. Maxium effect of Cactus Dick occurs while inserting the penis during sex.

"What the hell Jason?! I thought I told you, last week, to shave your Cactus Dick before having anal with me!"

Spikey Pole, Hairy Shaft, Wool Coat

by MegaMan & Skrilla April 23, 2010

Caco

A variant of the modern day "gangster" that are most commonly found in Puerto Rico in every place. They are known for being douche bags who solve everything by using violence and using excesseive cursing and only hear a style of outdated rap called "Reggeaton" . They also listen to music in their cars at an extremely high volume, also known for having a high sex drive and making dirty jokes out everything.

Man, that guy used to be my friend, now he's a caco.

by Eggydrums March 7, 2012