Water Buffalo

A fat, ugly, unattratcive girl, at a club or bar trying to pick up guys and get slayed.

Daniel: Did you see the Water Buffalo David picked up lol?
Jeffery: Yes she gross , Hes a smidge if he did not slay her.

by UP7 Crew January 7, 2011

buffalo stance

The way a prostitute stands on the corner is called the "Buffalo Stance." Dumbass.

"That ho is standing in the Buffalo Stance."

by Brittany January 1, 2004

Buffalo Crotch

The spilling of buffalo hot wing sauce on one's crotch.

Suzy had a bad case of "Buffalo Crotch" from that south west salad she had for lunch.

by Fudge McDoogal May 21, 2009

buffai

In order to preform a buffai, a male participant must aquire a plastic funnel, whipped cream and a rubber chicken. Using these materials, the male must attract a female mate using the following mating callm whil rubbing whipped cream on his nipples. "Damn girl, imma get my funnel cuz imma piss in yo buuuttt". At this point the male inserts the funnel into the females rectum, and urinates into the large end, while slapping himself with the rubber chicken.

Josh gave marc a buffai the other day.

The dingo ate meh baby so i buffaied the bitch

by Kangaroo fucker July 8, 2009

Buffalo Billjob

When a man tucks his dick between his legs and a person initiates a blowjob from behind. Inspired the by "The Silence of the Lambs" when Buffalo Bill tucks his package between his legs.

Jeffrey thought it would be funny to try to get his girlfriend to give him a Buffalo Billjob after they watched The Silence of the Lambs.

by Old Man Stan December 25, 2010

Rusty Buffalo

A person so consistantly angry, cantakerous, grumpy or mean that they can only be likened to an American Bison getting it's taint scrubbed with a wire brush.

God, your dad is a jackass.

Yeah, he is a regular rusty buffalo...

by SlamHog November 15, 2009

Nebraska Wet Buffalo

Go to Nebraska. Find a buffalo. Bring him into a pool. Put a pickle carrot into the anus of the buffalo. Then, proceed to have oral sex with the buffalo. Then ejaculate on the carrot and eat it.

My friend Kyle told me about the greatest Nebraska Wet Buffalo of all time when he went to see his uncle.

by Asstrenches August 19, 2011