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by UNABOMBER September 12, 2004
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Braden Jones

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.
"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"
by William Cash March 23, 2009
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breaden

Breaden is a funny guy whos pretty good at football but has massive zits on his face he also laugh like a motorcycle flying past you on the street hes also in love with strawberry shortcake hes strawberry hair is distracting along with his either massive dick or tiny dick
hes such a breaden
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braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.
Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden
by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019
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Broad dayed

when a shorty pulls up to your crip and shoots you in the head.
by bigdaddychoochoo December 13, 2019
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bulldog broadband

A staggeringly incompetent, chaotic British company. They supply broadband internet connections and phone lines using ADSL. They are famed throughout the UK for making spurious claims about 8Mbit/s bandwidth capability; service provision times; ease of billing; accessibility and efficiency of staff.
Bulldog was a small company that was growing slowly and doing well but then Cable and Wireless bought them out and did what C&W have done for years: spend a lot on marketing and too little on planning, anticipation of demand, engineering, and call centre resources to mop up the mess they were about to make. The result is thousands of dissatisfied customers who feel ripped-off.
Happy mug: Hey, this salesman said I could get 8 meg broadband and a cheap calls package installed with only 10 minutes of down time.
Sad mug: Read what the web forums say about Bulldog Broadband - do it now before they ruin your connectivity. The install is likely to be late; leave you with no calls for several days; you won't be able to get assistance; you will be fobbed off with muddled nonsense; the billing may be messed up and often inaccessible.
Happy mug: So you think I should look elsewhere for a broadband supplier and that 8 meg from bulldog feels like 2 meg from anyone else?
Sad mug: Yes, I do think that. I am entitled to express my opinion, aren't I?
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Status broadcaster

someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about.
War does not determine who is left, only who is right.

I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.

STFU status broadcaster
by jizzbagwanker October 20, 2010
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