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Brandon

This can be a girl, a girl who is funny and and can always makes you laugh. has a big smile that can make you smile.
very independent. very picky, and gets cranky. a daddys girl. deep down this is the girl you wish you had but shes already taken for the rest of her life.
Its brandon, the girl (:
by bddank February 3, 2010
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Brandon is the most sexiest man alive. He gets all the hoes. He's so amazing and the girls wanna always have sex with him.
I wish that I can have sex with Brandon.
by Packowolves407 March 26, 2017
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Gas Brandon
by Not a Kevin March 8, 2020
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The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 2, 2019
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Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
Someone tell Brandon to stfu!
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"
by yomommacheese July 12, 2019
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Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
Brandon your hot as hell.
by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019
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