british reach around

when a member of the British royal guard uses his bear hat between your legs in a circular motion and then reaches around and jerks you off at the same time... Thus giving you the sensation of a bear tickling your balls and putting your cock on a conveyor belt in a factory....

My boyfriend went to the Royal Palace and got a British reach around FML I can never ever satisfy him again

by domkeychoker August 4, 2018

british

british people. we're normal people. yea you get the chavs and roadman but it's not as bad as you think. we don't all drink tea. we don't all say "wagwan bruv what you sayin". we don't know the queen. AND NO. WE DON'T ALL HAVE MASSIVE EYEBROWS. oh also, majority of us DO know millie b and soph aspin sends. little t's music, we all know it unless you're posh :) we don't all say love either 😭

what americans think "i'm british love, would you like a cup of tea darling?"
what we actually say "im bri ish, you wanna meet at maccies?"

by if u don't know me i'm m to b August 14, 2020

Bootism

Bootism is a religion. Boot is the real god. Boot loves everyone. You pray for Boot like this: Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐

Do you know Bootism?

Yes I do. Everyone should know Bootism because he's the real God.

by Little Boot November 15, 2020

Bootism

The religion of boot.

Person: “What does boot 🛐🛐 mean?”
Me: “Bootism.”

by enimuchan November 16, 2020

Botiszm

Slang for "person who sucks a cock"

Something like cocksucker

He is a real botiszm
uwu

by Sevetarorlovesdenmark January 17, 2021

British vocatwt

A part of vocaloid twitter full of annoying british people.

British vocatwt is the worst place on twitter

by GnomeoStan23 April 16, 2021

British

A stuck up snobby person with an annoying accent, who trashes America because they been fucked in the ass by the USA

British person: I hate Americans so much

Intellect: At least we don’t have sticks up our ass

by Truthfulasshole May 29, 2022