Taft Boarding School

There are very strange teachers here. The kids are actually valid as fuck. The campus is very nice and green just like my ass. We all love each other here, maybe too much if you know what I mean... We get a shit ton of homework but we are smart as hell. Obviously way better that Hotchkiss. No places for girls named Kyle because thats just fucking weird. If you are not from America, you can still come AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

i Love My school. Its called Taft Boarding School. I am so glad I am here instead of Choate or Hotchkiss.

by Actual Fatties September 6, 2019

sand board

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board

person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2020

Charcuterie Board

Millennial slang describing a highly presentable tray of drugs for communal use. These are well-organized and often accompanied by devises for consumption - metal straws, etc.

Kelby offered a wonderful charcuterie board at his brunch party.

by tylerliving March 20, 2022

Black Belt Board

Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.

"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

tap n' board

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".

*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.

yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?

she may or may not have...

by -----tap-- February 21, 2010

board meeting

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.

Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"

by nigrodha February 3, 2007

Boarder

A person that participates in snowboarding, wakeboarding, skateboarding, windsurfing, longboarding, freeboarding, surfing, wakeskating, wakesurfing, skimboarding, kitesurfing, flowriding or any sport that shares similar traits as those listed above. These people tend to be down to earth, and share a special passion for their sport, life and the elements. They can be identified by the clothing they wear usually brand names associated with board sports like Quiksilver, Forum, Billabong, LibTech ect. Boarders lead a laid back lifestyle often forced into doing slave labour so that they can continue to pursue their passion. Often dreaming that one day they will be good enough to be sponsored and be paid to do what they love. When asked to describe their sport they often go on long rants about how amazing and deeply connected they are with everything around them and how the world is a perfect place when they are riding. A very spiritual experience.

There goes a boarder now you can tell because he has some sort of board like device with him/her and the intention to ride it on some gnarly terrain.

by Miss T. Ree August 31, 2011