blogsterbation

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)

Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

by ughallthegoodnamesaretaken May 27, 2010

blogz

A blog where juicy digibits of poorly executed global domination plots exist along with daily rantings and inappropriate humor. Composed by felines because, as we all know, felines are inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure.

I can haz a blogz now pleaz. I was readingz ur blogz n... u needz srs help.

by LittleMsSocio August 28, 2010

Blogmarks

Misleading software benchmarks written by well-meaning but clueless technologists in an attempt to generate traffic to their otherwise uninteresting blog.

Blahger: What do you mean that software was slow and unreliable? I published benchmarks on my blog showing it was *way* faster than everything else.
Victim: Blogmarks more like

by Scaling King March 19, 2011

blogsploitation

1. The exploitation of the word "blog" to add trendiness to media stories and make aging newscasters sound hip and cool

2. The exploitation of the blog medium by every idiot in the world who is desperate for other people to know every banality of their existance

Did you see that blog post by stupidinternetperson583 about the old sandwich they ate? That moron needs to stop his blogsploitation, no one cares.

by monkeynoodles September 24, 2011

blogfisher

A person that visits blogs (especially tech blogs) and knowingly responds to questions incorrectly to fish out the correct response from others. What the respondents do not realize is that the original poster put clues in the original post to suggest that they already knew the answer. The ensuing respondents may be wise to the answer, but they have proven themselves idiots for missing the original poster's intent.

OP: Wow. Really? I had no idea that Army of Darkness was basically Evil Dead 3. No idea at all.
Responder 1: Yes, Army of Darkness was released after ED 2. It is a sequel.
Responder 2: You are an idiot. Of course AoD was basically ED3. Welcome to 1992!
Responder: 3: You lose 1 Internets sir.
Responder 4: I love it when a blogfisher like you calls out the morons. Well played sir.

by Rudester April 25, 2013

blogger bun

A bun made popular by fashion bloggers.
Usually a bun sat atop the wearer's head in a perfect poof.

Can be achieved with a sock as a base... Or lots of practice. Usually long hair is needed.

Kendi's blogger bun bounced on her head as she walked down the New York City street, looking for a good place to take pictures for her blog.

by weelittleseamonster September 29, 2012

blogologic

n. the line of reasoning that unfolds in comments after a blog entry that inevitably leads readers to think about a subject that is different than to original topic in the blog entry.

adj. blogological, inevitably leading to a different topic.

By the time I read the twentieth comment online, I succumb to the blogologic of it all and was no longer thinking about the five best vacation spots in Texas but about five reasons for reelecting a president who was born in Hawaii.

by medlib July 13, 2012