Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008

bitched out

When the number of attractive women significantly outnumbers the men in a setting

Person 1: Yo man how was that party
Person : Man it was tight it was bitched out.

by cooper302c July 11, 2010

beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls

Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??

by Tabatha November 5, 2003

beached whale

when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)

michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.

by andyland June 19, 2004

Bitchenistic

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch. Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.

"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.

by Crawdaddy July 21, 2008

biatcherry

The act or art of being a bitch. Applied bitchiness.

Girl 1: So how is it living in a house with 5 other girls?
Girl 2: The biatcherry there is enough to make me scream. But its not bad besides that...
Girl 1: What fun...

by Simonalisa June 18, 2008