Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

Better than

Something that someone says to someone else, when they do something bad or stupid

Eg: Mona is better than Yassin

by Anom>nissay April 8, 2019

Betterun

To be "better than".
Like the phrase Gutterund it was originated by the Egyption Prince Silas. It was also just a mis-pronouciation of "better than", possibly pronounciated incorrectly due to the Egyption Prince's abnormaly large lips.
Other words/phrases from the Egyption Prince are;
Gutterund
How an i?
Kickfrip
Fasterun
Harderun

"Shut up, i'n much Betterun you"

by 8 stair July 26, 2004

Better Than Riff Raff

The absolute best

This sandwich is better than Riff Raff!

by Sir Tom Jones's Hands May 6, 2016

Better Man Up

1. To Prepare for Battle ; To call on all Soldiers Brothers Friends and Family to Team Up.
2. To put on your big boy pants to do a difficult task or job without whining or Complaining

You'd Better Man Up if you're coming thru these parts of town

by Dyckardo March 1, 2020

Better Than Ohio

Michigan.

Bobby: “what do you think of Ohio?”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”

by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021

Better paying job

Exactly what it means; a job that pays you more than the job you currently have.

I need a better paying job

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021