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by Megaross August 27, 2014
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jack: gabis such a bitch. wtf?
jerome: no shes not? (gabi betty) shes the kindest person ive ever met.
jack: k
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jack: k
by sweeteroda July 20, 2022
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A Betty epitomizes a modern day queen, commonly associated with increased levels of self-worth (because she creates it).
She has the power and agency to be irresistibly sexy and feminine minutes after effortlessly emasculating a mere dozen men with her intellect and ability to deliver.
She is educated, deep, witty, simple and young hearted. She is naturally beautiful, honest, brave, loyal and nurturing. She is the whole package; balanced, quirky, open-minded, complex and flawed. She can be raw with her words, and gentle with her touch. She is a soulful, connected and driven. A modern day triple-threat, go getter.
Most commonly found being creative. An entrepreneur, wife, mother, daughter, sister and grandmother.
A Betty epitomizes a modern day queen, commonly associated with increased levels of self-worth (because she creates it).
She has the power and agency to be irresistibly sexy and feminine minutes after effortlessly emasculating a mere dozen men with her intellect and ability to deliver.
She is educated, deep, witty, simple and young hearted. She is naturally beautiful, honest, brave, loyal and nurturing. She is the whole package; balanced, quirky, open-minded, complex and flawed. She can be raw with her words, and gentle with her touch. She is a soulful, connected and driven. A modern day triple-threat, go getter.
Most commonly found being creative. An entrepreneur, wife, mother, daughter, sister and grandmother.
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