Dames before Games

Putting you girlfriend, girl you like before you play video games, & pay more attention to the girl then your game. Remember she will actually love you back. And you might get some;.

Ben: Bro, Did you play MW2 yesterday online?
Kyle: Nah man, Leah was over yesterday.
Ben: Aaaah, Dames before Games.

by Tool. October 21, 2010

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Pov: you can't think of anything original

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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

mashed like never before

Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.

by Bigjohnstud September 26, 2005

Acting out before a passing of someone

If you act out before someone you know passes without knowing they were going to pass, your subconscious may be trying to give you a sign or preparing yourself for the hurt to come.

“Remember when I was super upset before dad passed?”
“Yes! That had to be a sign, that might be normal for someone acting out before a passing of someone”

by There is hope December 5, 2020

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

beforepicsorban

similar to the IRC 'picsorban' (look it up if you dont know it) but relating specificly to "before" pics such as those showing someone before they have lost weight

<sandy> hey i lost 10kg over spring

<bob> beforepicsorban

by geraldpoopypants October 4, 2006

beort

1.
a beort is a word that means nothing, but is very useful when you want to yell, at an extreme volume, out of a stationary or moving car window, at a complete stranger or strangers, just to get a reaction out of them.

you can also use many different words, which are also categorised as beorts. eg. yerl, hreet, blaow, het-blaow, deyah, deyahgo, biril, bowrl, or any word that sounds like your being disemboweled, about to throw up, or are obviously totally insane. you can also yell medic, that seems to work well, too.

2.
beort and its family words, when used at normal speaking volume, can also be used as greetings to friends, or replace practically any word.

examples
1.a
guy driving by in car; BEORT!!!!!!!

guy waiting at bus stop; wtf??? did someone just get disemboweled? cos i swear i just heard someone get disemboweled. i think im going to look around in lots of directions to see where this disemboweling is taking place.

1.b
guy in car at stop lights; deyerl!!!!!!!

guy waiting to cross road; um wtf was that??? i think i just crundered in my pants, but im gonna pretend i just didnt.

1.c
guy driving by in car; Blaow!!!.. Medic!!!!!!!

Feral bum searching trash cans for spare needles, freaks out and runs into oncoming traffic.

2.a
guy going to friends house; yo bleebs

guys friend; sup biril

guy at friends house; check this sweet krelt out yo

guys friend; beort! thats some fat krelt, hyert. trade u some hreet for a hrelt?

guy at friends house; diyart, diyart indeed.

by senator beortington beortsmith December 14, 2008