Battymanjaro

When someone is a battyman on such a large scale, only the comparison to the size of Mount killamanjaro is sufficient to comprehend how much of a battyman they are.

Friend: Im thinking of buying some tickets to see justin Bieber, do you want me to get you one?
Me: No, do i look like a Battymanjaro?

by drummer66 October 28, 2011

battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011

man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

by Duke January 22, 2003

battery

Jamaican slang for gang rape or gang bang.Does not refer to ass or buttocks.

See batty for ass/buttocks.

by Jamaican - S.W. October 8, 2003

battyman

Jamaican /N. London patois slang for a homosexual

Leava 'im man 'e's a blatant battyman

by piffy June 12, 2003

battered

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004

battyplex

Equal severity with pumplex
Used if one is disgusting or does something disgusting or embarrassing

That was a battyplex movement

Your a battyplex man

by Lolilllll December 15, 2018