Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.
Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?
Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!
Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!
Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!
by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017
Get the Big balloon body mug.An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.
Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!
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Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017
Get the Shart Balloon mug.I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.
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Get the Balrog Balboa mug.Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.
by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017
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The Student Health Center provides free Unorthodox Balloons, so we won't run out of balloons for the party next week.
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