grocery bagged

when something is clearly yours or in other words when you dont have to try to get something; it was yours from the start. mostly used in talking about people and certain situations.

"hey man, isnt that the girl you're trying to get with talking to that guy?"
"yeah, but im not worried about it. i got her grocery bagged."

"did you study for the test?"
"are you kidding me? i got it grocery bagged"

by chipper109 January 16, 2010

My Dicks Bigger Than Your Dick

Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"

Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.

Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.

Cole: I Doubt it dude.

Greg: Oh yeah?

Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK

Cole:...
Greg:...

by Cole Fowler October 1, 2008

bigger

a normal-sized person, as seen through the eyes of a prejudiced midget.

We don't like your kind, get your bigger ass outta here!

by MCNat November 16, 2009

slop badger

one who eats the unripened fruit from a tree, that is a metaphor ie. a peadophile

gary glitter has sex with children - he is a slop badger

by jez north October 3, 2007

G-Banger

Australian slang for G-String bikinis worn by hot beach babes.

A bloke gasps to his mate:
Check out the G-Banger on that hot blonde bending over in front of me!

by Bloke Mate March 15, 2012

Looking for badgers

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

bigger person

A bullshit expression used to shame victims into not sticking up for themselves because this will somehow make you as bad, or worse, than the person treating you badly.

See also "Turn the other cheek".

EMPLOYEE: "My line manager is calling me names, publicly humiliating me and gossiping about me behind my back. I've asked her not to but she won't stop. I want to make a complaint."
BIG BOSS: "Oh she's not so bad really! Just try not to annoy her, and be the bigger person."

by LeytonCatLady April 16, 2019