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Post-Badger Rehabilitation 

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”

Honey Badger 

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”

Fanny Badger 

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.
"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"
Fanny Badger by Sa12356 June 9, 2019

Honey Badger 

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.
I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

sam badger 

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
"oh look its sam badger the slut"
sam badger by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

Lush-Badger 

“Dude that was totally lush-badger!”
Lush-Badger by b.r.o January 8, 2020